Coffee Shop Savior

Just in case you’re planning ahead for my birthday … I would like one of these.

We should learn these moves.

The fact that everyone looks like they could be related to my dad makes this so much better.

So THIS is Spring… I get it.

Spring! Real spring! Flowers!

I finally understand why people get excited about this…

Catalog Living

I know the blog Catalog Living has been around for a while, but it kills me every time …

In case you haven’t seen it, the author writes captions to catalog photos, what she calls a “look into the exciting lives of the people who live in your catalogs.”

"For heaven’s sake Gary, the tulips just naturally bend like that. They’re not “trying to steal the pie.”"

Read more Waste more time the Catalog Living website …

Judging Kids’ Artwork

I just found this from an old chain email … It’s worth re-posting, in good humor of course:

I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I’ve taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet.

I’ll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

 

First of all, I don’t even know what this is. If it’s supposed to be a dog, then it’s the shittiest dog I’ve ever seen.

F

… you have to see the rest here.

Banoffee Pie: A How To

Toffee and Bananas

Some serious cream

The chocolate

My new favorite… what’s not to love??

Cook Like a Designer

This, friend, is the Sydney Seafood School … where the kitchens will always be cooler than you are.

The Sydney Seafood School

My Sammie. Mine.

You should use this for all of your delicious pb&js. 

I Like My Tooth

Drawing of the week, courtesy of Jenna’s classroom …

Snowshoeing: Your New Worst Nightmare

This is what we’re doing next winter. This is why….

Although I admit, funky at first…

and sure, it can get a little rough…

it’s eventually all good…

when you end up with views like this…

not to mention the reward: nutella crepes by the euro…

with sufficient liquid gold to wash them down. So… Oui or oui?